2. Use sticky-tape to tape my broken/chipped nails temporarily.
3. Use my hair to floss my teeth.
4. Not to eat chicken when suffering from chicken pox...(dude it has nothing to do with chickens/poultry)
5. Century eggs are dipped and soaked in horse poop for several months.
6. Residue in wine means the wine is of expensive price. (pffft!)
7. I like to act smart just cause I have many ideas and opinions. ( No one's suggesting dick!)
8. I am chubby, I have a big face, I have fat thighs, I have cellulite, I swear too much (how much is too much ?), I am fussy, I am picky, and then they say i'm hot! ( Thanks)
9. People will only love or hate me, there will be no in betweens of like and dislike. (How nice!)
10. I am the weird one.
11. People say I should make up with the people I have fallen out with...I say, why the fuck for? To drama and fall out again?
12. How many times have u stared at your shit after you have taken a dump. Just right before you flush?
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