American Staffordshire or American Pitbull?

When we got the dog, the breeder said it was an American Pitbull Showline. I don't really know what that means cause he looks nothing like what a supposedly Showline breed looks like.

My dog has small paws compared to the other 'pitbull dogs', he is way smaller in size even at 3 years old,  not even stocky but rather slim with a fat stomach. Some days he looks like a fat man with a beer belly and skinny legs.

I have some doubt that my dog is of very mixed breed as his temperament and his features don't seem like a pitbull. He stares at cats and when the cat runs off, he whines as if the pussy didn't wanna be his friend. But if a stranger stands at the front of the gate, he just stares with his sleepy eyes from afar and wouldn't even move at times.

Happily enjoying his Xmas treat - Pig ears

After a 3km run in humid weather...he just went *plonk* onto the floor and I thought he was dead.

Dobby the mad

Everyday questions

Since it's so random, I will ask a question everyday and I am quite sure no one will answer me. But I just need to document this.

3rd July 2012: Do dogs get hemorrhoids or piles? My dog had a soft serve poop 4x during his walk and I could see bits off his asshole coming out. Do I need to get him checked? Quite worried.

Dog ticks in the Asshole

By the request of my loving husband I shall scream,

''TODAY IS THE DAY I FREAKING SHOVED MY FINGERS AND NAILS UP MY DOG'S ASSHOLE AND DUG, PINCH, SCRUB, RUB, TICKLE, POKES,BRUSHED AT IT FOR A GOOD 20 MINUTES!!!!!!''

It's the rainy season again. The dog still needs to poop and he loves doing it on the grass..its an upgrade since it used to like doing it in the middle of the road even when a car is approaching towards him. Picking up all that ticks, fleas, bugs, eggs, grass, stones, rocks, dirt...half eaten stray cat food and sometimes other dog's shit or cat shit.

Got him a scrub down yesterday and managed to get about 50 ticks or so. No photos cause its all squashed and black and disturbing. 

Today, thought we had ridden him of quite a mess...but NO! The ticks do not seem to be afraid to show themselves...with the sunlight reflecting off their shiny bodies, boy did we have a tick of a time. Where on earth do they hide. Yesterday the same spot was cleared off, today there a few more building homes and digging their nasty bug teeth into Scooby's skin. Red, bloody, inflamed and must be bloody itchy.

We started off picking on the white part's of his body, his ears and his under side. FML, I moved his tail and I almost fainted. There's a party going on the rim of his asshole. Around it, half way in it and just on it. Fuck!!! We tried using tissue and the tweezers but its just not precise enough and it hurts him even more when he jerks...Anyone or thing would react to that kinda shit.

We had a field day with the ticks and its 5 generations. Made us itchy and scratchy as hell after that. Soaked the dog in Dettol and multiple washes or tick shampoo. I squirt so much dettol up his A-hole I feel that I have seriously violated it and he stares at me differently and even walks funny now.

The weirdest thing was, my husband holding the dog, and I was scrubbing his A-hole and privates with my eyes closed. Shit things human have to do for some animal companionship. We wanted to take some photos but there's just too much chemicals going on.

Photos are definitely blurred in quality cause this were random shots that made us go ZOMFG!!!!! What's that in his ass?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Anyway, it had to be a tag team of one man on one side and somehow I got the backside...Urgh! Gotta use them tweezers and jabbed his ass a couple of times to take the damn things out. When its wet, it's kinda hard to actually use your fingers to grab hold of a tick. So basically imagine my fingers going all around the damn asshole trying to dig for gold. So gonna shave off all my nails beyond flesh. Sam had the decency to ask me to go for Banana leaf rice and eat with my bare hands...Can't even imagine touching my face right now. 

This was sorta after his unimaginable ordeal. Tearing....Ripped my heart but I did him good for a few days till the next family set house there.

My hand hurts from all those chemicals and water. I hope he feels better until we get him to the vet for a jab and a new flea collar. (He ate the rest, amazing he is still alive, self-deworming) Hahaha! After about a hundred ticks, we called it a day... at least I wish to believe so. The dog is licking and scratching from all the wounds, sigh poor thing. I rubbed some alcohol hand sanitizers up his asshole just in case some other kinda shit gets there. 

Sam still wouldn't stop looking for Ibiza for the past 5 hours, let him rest!!!

I love my little BAT!

Schnauzer mix poodle aka Oscar!

Probably 6 months old by now. Really good puppy. Barks hella loud.

Pitties my babies

Pitbulls were not born to kill and maul humans, they were trained to do so! 

Meet Scooby and Rocky!

Pretty confused which is the PitBully and which one is mongrel ahhaha.

Whatever dog's people keep, just don't act smart and try to cross territories without the consent of the owner. Therefore I believe that if a robber gets mauled by a dog or a dumb ass itchy backside nut case who decides to stick his hand thru your gate, serve him right! Keep your hands in your pocket and keep walking.

The pussy-cat dog

They both and 2 other lap dogs live in harmony!

Rottweiler drinking from toilet bowl!

This photo was taken several years ago. It was my friend's Rott named Coco who has mothered several Rott puppies. She is one of the most nicest and tamest Rott's I have ever met.

Pit bull among seven breeds banned in Subang Jaya

Pit bull among seven breeds banned in Subang Jaya

After I read this, my heart broke. This is ridiculous. I am just on the next suburb. This is bloody ridiculous. Yes, a dog killed somebody, but wtf did he do to deserve the dog to release his anger and basic instinct of self protection.

How are we to protect our home or rather intimidate robbers from entering our homes and robbing us. My German Shepperd died and less than a month, one of our cars got broken into. WTF is wrong with this country. If I had money, I would buy a Lion, Tiger even a Dinosaur.

Shitszu is not gonna survive a kick from a stupid F**k thief. How can u just ban dogs on these grounds? Who the hell are you in the first place to enter my property without permission. Screw you if my dog really has to eat you cause you're gonna try to steal my sandals.

Are the authorities going to really go around killing people's dogs? Why don't u kill all the crocodiles, sharks, snakes, inhumane people and also rapists? They don't deserve to live as much as you want to kill my dog. Spay them and stop the multiplication for control and you can force the owners to have a special license where they have properly ''pussified''m their dogs. Urgh!

If this reaches KL, I am migrating. Defo!

8 months of living with my puppy Scooby

If you are thinking of getting a Pit Bull please make sure you are ready for the following:


1. Skin problems that can cost a bomb to cure.
2. Means expensive organic/sensitive doggy shampoo.
3. Despite its short fur, fleas and thicks are still everywhere. My dog is generally black and its hard to spot unless 
    you go digging into his fur through every inch of skin he has.
4. This dog eats alot...like 3 full meals and asks for more with his whiny antics.
5. When still a puppy they love to cuddle to sleep....awww so cute!
6. Sits down on hind legs alot like a fat old man.
7. Has a pitiful face but a jaw biting power of 1.5 tonnes (as said by the vet)
8. Highly hyper active.
9. Sensitive stomach & sensitive skin equals special salmon & lamb food type which is premiumly priced.
10. As all puppies do...they chew everything.
11. Mine literally chewed and ate the following:

• copper wires
• thongs made of plastic and rubber
• rubber water hose
• car reverse sensors
• PVC pipes
• umbrella cloth
• plants
• cotton buds
• rattan chair
• wooden handle
• wooden basket
• cloth
• strings
• car mudguards
• plastic bottles
• cardboxes
• bags
• sofas
• his own plastic food bowl
• several leashes made out of high quality rock climbing ropes and parachute.
• any sort of edible food
• and heaps of other normal stuff dogs attack.

The above has cost us more than 1000s of dollars. He has been to the vet at least 3-4 times for skin problems and twice for diarrhoea that we have no idea how it happened. This is not including all those normal visits to the vet for shots and check ups.


You need to shower it twice to thrice a week cause he loves dirt. Short fur but still big paws...Thicks love to breed in between the paws. Painful i think.


Loves to jump and yes it is able to jump very high. Gallops and not run. Attention seeking. Whines more than he barks. Eats wayyyyyyyy toooooo much. 


Scratched the whole left side of my car door panels just cause he was getting to a bird on the roof of the car.
Scratched 2 car bonnets cause of stray cats.
Shits a hell load and his farts are silent killers.


He started humping at the age of 3 months and tried to rape my shihtzu and pomeranian. To failure in trial and error he has gone on to try to hump my face, my arm, my leg and my back. He loves to bite my hair. Hates my face when my hair is down and flying when the wind blows. Loves to jump under my skirt.

Look at his pathetic sad face. Don't be fooled.

To kill it off, he came on my dad's arm and now what do we do? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 


But, I still love you Scooby =P

Puppies in a Basket!

 My first time to the Kuchai Lama Pasar Malam. My parents frequent that place prolly once a month. Heaps of food and way cheaper compared to Bangsar Baru Pasar Malam. But anyway, my mom says that for all these times she has been there, she never came across the couple selling puppies.

I have been told and warned not to buy 'backyard breeder's puppies cause they ill treat and put them up in horrible living conditions. But one thing for sure, the mini shitszu stinks like it swam in pee. urgh yuck worse than when I went to pick up my Scooby.

What's funnier is that, someone asked how much the puppies were and the guy said '' RM500 for the tri-coloured shitszu but the brown ones are on offer cheap RM350!'' Discrimination and colourist! The toy poodles are RM700 - RM800 depends on how far u wanna bargain.

My mom wanted to buy one but she is afraid it might become dinner for Scooby. Yikes!

Rambo the Great!

Rambo my German Shepard was given to us by my uncle who has a whole team of dogs. Anyway, Rambo passed on in 2010 and I have been missing him since. The new one Scooby is just too out of hand at the moment and has not been able to prove himself with the duties of barking at strangers at our home's gate.

He (cause we treat him as family) has served our family for 13 years and passed on of old age. He has been around to see the passing on of Pey Pey's (the Golden Retriver) suicide and so on. I miss him because no one comes to the gate to watch out for me when I come home. My housing area is just not a very safe place . Now  Scooby just sits and stares at you and doesn't even bother to get up. 

This is the new boy and all he wants is to chew and eat chew and eat and sit and watch tv!!!!