Friday, May 29, 2009

Error one


Never Ever Ever put your cookies in a paper bag and heat it up in the microwave.....

It turn out like soft cookie dough....grrrrrr

What to do when you have too much free time (Part 1)

In times of economy instabilities, many people have lost their jobs including me. Nothing special I tell myself, nothing to be sad about I remind myself and nothing to be afraid of as its not the end of life. Just a little bump and slip in terms of paychecks and knocking off some unnecessary pleasure spending. As for me and a million other people and fresh graduates, facing the problem of getting that one chance to secure an interview seems even further than before. Maybe I am just not good enough, but I cant be that BAD! Never give up in looking for a job, but how not to when you wake up and login into your e-mail accounts and get endless rejections. I wonder who keeps stealing the jobs I apply to. Damn it! Studying is seeming like a complete waste of time.

I came out with an idea to keep my time filled up and busy. But of course it only applies to people who would not die of hunger if they don't get a casual job. Trying to find a job has made anxiety my middle name. Even my casual employer has told me they we'rent any shifts for me...Sigh!

So for today, I would probably be typing to myself but what the heck. I believe someday someone would reply to my blog. Lol!

What to do Part 1

If you never had the time to go to the gym, procrastinated against playing a type of sport, or even trying to move ur ass out of the chair, this is the time for you to do those things. Why?

Firstly, you get to go to the gym when there isnt a line to get to the cross trainer or even to use the damn warm up area. Less people, less chances of catching the swine flu as for now. Less smell. Well, it also comes with lesser eye candy!

Secondly, travelling around to places of exercise activities without the crazy after work or before work traffic jams. You can even spend more hours trying to burn those excess fat off your ass all this while that you have been accumulating while sitting on a office chair or stuck in traffic jams.

Thirdly, time to get personal trainers, or tennis coaches, golf gurus or whatever u name it! Most charge lesser on weekdays than on weekends. Take this time to pick up a sport that you always wanted to, or even a sport your partner plays religiously but you never had the time to learn and challenge them. It is a good way to see each others personalities and egoistic traits oozing out due to challenges.

Fourthly, there are many types of exercises that do not require you to leave your home or room. Yoga, pilates, simple stretching, running on the spot, doing air bicycles, house chores, and a zillion other things. Cheapest way is to watch it on youtube and follow what they do. You can buy a DVD or VCD. If you have more to spend, you can get a Nintendo Ds/DSi and you can learn almost all types of aerobics, ballet, pilates, yoga and so on. Similarly you can buy a Nintendo Wii with the addition of the WiiFit, the nunchucks, the step up bench and heaps of other 3rd party add ons. Life can be fun when you are sweating like a broken pipe.

Fifthly, Have more sex, Its a type of exercise which leaves you with blushing cheeks. It trains your lungs to inhale and exhale in a fast - slow -fast - slow pace which can sometimes depending on your speed and friction.... You can achieve more satisfying orgasms when your head is out of the office, and away from the books. You have more energy and the boredom of doing nothing can be channelled towards waiting for your other half to come home and pin them down. (boohoo).

Sixth, Blast your favourite music and dance like a crazy person. No one will know what kind of moves you have achieved, and you can work that core of yours with crazy moves. Swaying your hips but not busting something. This would be my favourite. Just jumping around the house while walking to get something and stringing a few tunes aloud....No one knows....So there is nothing to be ashamed of. You don't need special suits for this or gym gears or any tools.

So for now, I have started Tennis, Swimming, hitting the gym as much as I can. If I cant get a job soon, I might as well work on myself first whilst still applying and applying and applying =P



The 10000th time

You probably came across a personal blog a thousand times, seen a million photographs and read a trillion stories. Well, this is another one !!! Ha Ha.