Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Sunway road tissue peddler

Never knee these sort of business was anymore common in KL. The last I saw one of these people knocking on your window was those middle aged men selling print outs of the winning lottery numbers along Jalan Pudu. That was nth years ago. But I saw a random one few months back. Poor dude had no takers. Technology has made it that much easier to opt for it to be directly sms'ed to your mobile or dl an app. Much quicker and easier plus diminishes wrong information!!!! Imagine if there was an error on the print out.

Anyway, saw these two ladies at the Sunway intersection selling packets of tissue and looked like business was good. Every red light she could sell at least 3 packets. If my lip reading does not fail me it's about RM 1 for three packet and no idea for one.

Two women at the lights didn't look local to me. One looked like a cross dresser lol!

Go figure and drive safe not to knock one down.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Frankfurt, Germany petition rally for Ukraine's mass dog killings for Euro 2012.

Was at Frankfurt, Germany last month when I witness the rally. Happening in the City (not too sure which part is the City). But, kinda moved by this movement. Made me love my dog more. Many brought their doggies out and place placards on them and so on. The participants very pretty serious and the air was intense. Other than seeing a smile when an owner got a packet of free dog food, everyone was just discussing in German, French, Swiss, ...... and luckily some spoke English and explained to us what was going on. Be humane if you want to end a life, you are only human. PETITION HERE!!!!!

Dear all, this is just sad but what can we do? Petition, let it be heard and let it be seen. Although you might not like dogs, many might not like your selection of pets as well such as 'rats', iguana's, chickens (okay that could be dinner but still), snakes, hippos, tigers bla bla bla. Anyway that's not really the point. Although the petition might not count for anything, at least we try our best to be aware of what is happening around the world. Imagine if one day you decided to move to Ukraine and you didn't know about this, you keep a pet dog, it ran out to take a leak, and kabammm, it's being blown into bits and pieces...Picture that as a possibility.

Although we may not have many of these sort of rallies in Malaysia, we can do it by clicking the petition. Or better, if you want to watch Euro 2012 and not be guilty, click it. Every click might save a life...although a dog's life, its still a life. Dog's have mom's too and they know how to tear.

According to this link they would do something about this. But it doesn't matter. I just wanted to share something. I feel for this. There would be many angry dogs in heaven biting Ukrainians's asses.

THE MESSAGE IS PRETTY DOGGING CLEAR!








Booyah assholes for not giving my brada's a better death!



Just in case some anti-dog assholes turn up and brings a cat to piss everyone off!
IT IS NOT YOUR TIME UNTIL YOUR HEART SAYS SO! BUT IN UKRAINE, ITS FOOTBALL TIME AND YOU ARE GOING DOGGIE. URGH!



Singapore LV store's displays of art

Just a random visit down South to Singapore, somehow ended up in the new LV store. They've got some wicked display. Some make funny sounds. But looks twisted. Below are some figurines of Heri Dono of Indonesia.


This sua ku chikopek trying to listen to what the Angel's gotta say. Beeeeeeeee Teeeeeee woooooo crook crook weeezeeeeoooooooo......No comment on that. Pretty wired.....weirdly no offense.


Bringing cunnilingus to a new level. Where are the arms?


Armidalla (Armadillo, Amidala bla bla) with cock as ears. But yeah she has an erotic look going on for her. Nice!


Fat lips anyone?


Monday, April 9, 2012

Dog ticks in the Asshole

By the request of my loving husband I shall scream,

''TODAY IS THE DAY I FREAKING SHOVED MY FINGERS AND NAILS UP MY DOG'S ASSHOLE AND DUG, PINCH, SCRUB, RUB, TICKLE, POKES,BRUSHED AT IT FOR A GOOD 20 MINUTES!!!!!!''

It's the rainy season again. The dog still needs to poop and he loves doing it on the grass..its an upgrade since it used to like doing it in the middle of the road even when a car is approaching towards him. Picking up all that ticks, fleas, bugs, eggs, grass, stones, rocks, dirt...half eaten stray cat food and sometimes other dog's shit or cat shit.

Got him a scrub down yesterday and managed to get about 50 ticks or so. No photos cause its all squashed and black and disturbing. 

Today, thought we had ridden him of quite a mess...but NO! The ticks do not seem to be afraid to show themselves...with the sunlight reflecting off their shiny bodies, boy did we have a tick of a time. Where on earth do they hide. Yesterday the same spot was cleared off, today there a few more building homes and digging their nasty bug teeth into Scooby's skin. Red, bloody, inflamed and must be bloody itchy.

We started off picking on the white part's of his body, his ears and his under side. FML, I moved his tail and I almost fainted. There's a party going on the rim of his asshole. Around it, half way in it and just on it. Fuck!!! We tried using tissue and the tweezers but its just not precise enough and it hurts him even more when he jerks...Anyone or thing would react to that kinda shit.

We had a field day with the ticks and its 5 generations. Made us itchy and scratchy as hell after that. Soaked the dog in Dettol and multiple washes or tick shampoo. I squirt so much dettol up his A-hole I feel that I have seriously violated it and he stares at me differently and even walks funny now.


The weirdest thing was, my husband holding the dog, and I was scrubbing his A-hole and privates with my eyes closed. Shit things human have to do for some animal companionship. We wanted to take some photos but there's just too much chemicals going on.


Photos are definitely blurred in quality cause this were random shots that made us go ZOMFG!!!!! What's that in his ass?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Anyway, it had to be a tag team of one man on one side and somehow I got the backside...Urgh! Gotta use them tweezers and jabbed his ass a couple of times to take the damn things out. When its wet, it's kinda hard to actually use your fingers to grab hold of a tick. So basically imagine my fingers going all around the damn asshole trying to dig for gold. So gonna shave off all my nails beyond flesh. Sam had the decency to ask me to go for Banana leaf rice and eat with my bare hands...Can't even imagine touching my face right now. 


This was sorta after his unimaginable ordeal. Tearing....Ripped my heart but I did him good for a few days till the next family set house there.

My hand hurts from all those chemicals and water. I hope he feels better until we get him to the vet for a jab and a new flea collar. (He ate the rest, amazing he is still alive, self-deworming) Hahaha! After about a hundred ticks, we called it a day... at least I wish to believe so. The dog is licking and scratching from all the wounds, sigh poor thing. I rubbed some alcohol hand sanitizers up his asshole just in case some other kinda shit gets there. 


Sam still wouldn't stop looking for Ibiza for the past 5 hours, let him rest!!!


I love my little BAT!