Afraid of the next step in life.

In the next 5 years, I would like to be able to buy a home and afford the mortgage. I would like a comfortable car and a nicely furnished home. I will probably have a child and work at the same time. However, I am afraid at this point in time that I am unable to even achieve such simple things in the near future. My career per se is going somewhere but what I do is not what I like. I don't often think that I will be doing the same in the next few years. But who am I to say about the future when I do not know what will come tomorrow.

I met a car accident a few days ago, although not as serious, it definitely put me in a shocked position for a few days. I am still in a daze about what happened, I must be processing slowly if I might say. I would not be able to afford a decent car with my salary. I say this because my parents have been supporting me all these times and providing me with a comfortable life where the needs are fulfilled. I couldn't ask for more and I shouldn't abuse my luck.

I will be moving to another country and have to start all over again in terms of getting a job and finding a place to call home. I am afraid I might not be able to afford a comfortable life with the means that I have and the skills I mastered. I am at a lost.

I have a wish

In the near future which I suppose in the next year, I am planning to go live in Thailand for 3-4 months to learn how to speak and write Thai and get a part time job there so just in case I get bored. I want to do something for myself. It might sound a lil stupid to learn a language which I might not even use after I leave the country. However, I don't think I will die happy if I don't do it! God save me and show me the way to achieve this. It is a small goal and attainable. Should I just quit my job now and go? Or do I wait and wait and wait and end up procrastinating?

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The Shits

Have you ever....

i) Stared at the tissue paper after you have used it to wipe your crap?

ii) Tried so hard to shit you burst a blood vessel?

iii) Push so hard that you farted shit out instead?

iv) Sneezed and shit came out at the same time?

v) Counted the amount of shit dollops you made?

vi) Took a photo of your shit?

vii) Washed the shit outta your ass with your bare hands?

viii) Dug shit out of your arse just cause you couldn't shit?

ix) Shit flowing out of your arse like it was pee?

x) Picking shit out of your fingernails?

xi) Flushing your ass while you shit?

xii) Touched shit or somebody else's shit?

xiii) Had sex with shit involved?

xiv) Tasted shit?

Well the list goes on and will go on in future, but if you did any of the above, don't worry you will not turn into a shitcake =P It's all au naturale unless you've been digesting plastic and erasers.

Told so and thought so!

1. Bring my car to a temple to be blessed ''hoi kong'' to ward off evil spirits and to avoid accidents.

2. Use sticky-tape to tape my broken/chipped nails temporarily.

3. Use my hair to floss my teeth.

4. Not to eat chicken when suffering from chicken pox...(dude it has nothing to do with chickens/poultry)

5. Century eggs are dipped and soaked in horse poop for several months.

6. Residue in wine means the wine is of expensive price. (pffft!)

7. I like to act smart just cause I have many ideas and opinions. ( No one's suggesting dick!)

8. I am chubby, I have a big face, I have fat thighs, I have cellulite, I swear too much (how much is too much ?), I am fussy, I am picky, and then they say i'm hot! ( Thanks)

9. People will only love or hate me, there will be no in betweens of like and dislike. (How nice!)

10. I am the weird one.

11. People say I should make up with the people I have fallen out with...I say, why the fuck for? To drama and fall out again?

12. How many times have u stared at your shit after you have taken a dump. Just right before you flush?