i) Stared at the tissue paper after you have used it to wipe your crap?
ii) Tried so hard to shit you burst a blood vessel?
iii) Push so hard that you farted shit out instead?
iv) Sneezed and shit came out at the same time?
v) Counted the amount of shit dollops you made?
vi) Took a photo of your shit?
vii) Washed the shit outta your ass with your bare hands?
viii) Dug shit out of your arse just cause you couldn't shit?
ix) Shit flowing out of your arse like it was pee?
x) Picking shit out of your fingernails?
xi) Flushing your ass while you shit?
xii) Touched shit or somebody else's shit?
xiii) Had sex with shit involved?
xiv) Tasted shit?
Well the list goes on and will go on in future, but if you did any of the above, don't worry you will not turn into a shitcake =P It's all au naturale unless you've been digesting plastic and erasers.
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