2012

Happy Chinese New Year!

Other than wishing everyone, I will also like to wish myself good luck, abundance of wealth and opportunities, less assholes met, zero tricksters, multitude of happiness, great health, great happiness, happy family, eternal youth, mind blowing sex, travel to at least 10 different countries this year, heaps of great experiences, a wonderful journey of life, buy a new car and a few houses, move countries if possible, and that all my wishes come true! (A bit too greedy but hey, you don't ask you don't get, you don't dream, you don't think, you don't work towards it, you don't have anything!)

Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol @ Pavilion KL (Sorry another Pavilion post)

Many things can be said about in a place like Pavilion.

Oh look! What the fuck is that? Stand around and make a circle, now let's hold hands and create a freaking human sandwich

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol car. Do you really have to STARE AT IT????? 

I wonder who's smart idea was it to put this car in such a small  part of the mall. People were pushing to get thru whilst getting off the escalator. Wonder if anyone fell or hurt themselves whether Tom Cruise would come saving their asses.

Gelatomio @ Pavilion

Pavilion AGAIN!!!! Almost clocking in 7 days a week. Geebus!!! Anyway, dropped by Gelatomio for the first time in Malaysia. Thought there would be a discount with Standard Chartered Card but found out it was only for non 'cone and cup' ice cream. 

The scoops are pretty small but a regular cup fits 3 scoops of your choice. However I am not sure if anyone has the same experience as I did, but the Cookies 'n' cream was a bit funny. The texture was frozen like and the cookie bits in it were soggy. It felt like it was soaked in for a long time. Seriously, maybe it's just me but I am sure I have tasted better ones out there. The cookies didn't even taste as if there was cream in it. Just plain boring. Guess no second time. Better off frozen blended yoghurt in Tokyo Street!

No offence! Maybe gelatomio just ain't as tasty as Lecka Lecka. ( Don't seem to see anymore in KL) :(

Ordered: Cookies 'n' cream, Coffee Crunch, Mint Chocochip (I think) 

Stracciatella

Zebra printed stuff

I have a current fetish and liking for Zebra prints and shit. Didn't buy everything Zebra I saw, but it is definitely stacking up in my wardrobe. Let's start !!!

Zebra boots from Forever 21 @ Pavilion. There are many other prints as you can see below the Zebra stash!

Giordano U gut I gut !

Happy Chinese New Year everyone! 

Look what Giordano rolled out this New Years!!!!

Was randomly walking around Mid Valley aimlessly and this caught my attention. There is a certain craze over this ' U GUT I GUT' slogan. It took me quite a while to understand what the hell the GUT GUT shit was. Reads as though we were meant to gut each other out at the same time. Till I found out in Chinese this is what it meant 吉 in Chinese. Basically it means, you lucky I lucky. 


The online shop sells a variety of 'GUT'ing T-shirts! But I still can't make myself to wear one or even buy one. Sounds too weird asssssssssss!


GUT YOURSELF OUT online shop

Popin' Cookin the Japanese lolly sushi

I know this is old school, but hell I found it at Tokyo Street @ Pavilion on the 6th floor selling for RM9. Bought it just for fun. Looks like fun.

Took it out of its box for a good 4 months and the maid threw the box away! Watched some youtube clips to get this sorted out. We are no pros!

We had too much fun making the egg roes that we forgot to capture any photos. Tried and tested, it feels like the real thing. It pops in your mouth but instead of the fishy taste, you get a lolly taste. Sweet and edible. The rice tasted like I was eating homemade glue. The seaweed was just wrong! The egg was quite disgusting. The salmon was disgusting as well. After everything, we are still guessing that the black sauce was soy sauce, but it doesn't taste salty at all. Maybe no MSG! Hahaha!

This is obviously a very ugly piece of sushi...

I wouldn't mind eating the roe as lollies

Yuck!

My mom thought it was real! 

The mould for all your sashimi

 Takes about 15mins of fun and a lot of flushing down the toilet bowl...The rice went straight to the bowl and got stuck until 3 tries of flushing...it's all sugar and stuff...

How to be an annoying wife/gf!

I grew up with a majority of boys or nicely put males. My reason was that they were more fun and who doesn't want attention from the opposite sex. As much as you want to deny while reading this, deep down inside you are already thinking of the times when a particular boy was checking or even chatting you up and you enjoyed it. But yet, many females will deny that they enjoyed it. Rather they would say, 'damn, that guy was freaking weird shit', or like 'stupid'!. In true facts, they did enjoy it no matter how ugly or how sleazy the experience was. Well at least someone took attention of you. 

However, this is not what I wanted to ramble about but rather how much I have learned and heard from the friends I met, grew up with, hung out with and lastly I got married to. I came up with a compilation of the shitz that females often do to men which we female think is totally normal but men get annoyed with.


Here goes...


1) Endless texting and phone calling the entire day. The chick gets pissed when the reply comes in late or the call goes unanswered.

2) Knowing that the male is attending to some other stuff, the girl calls and talks and orders stupid things and demand the dumbest thing. Once I heard, to go buy instant noodle of a certain flavour cause they were running out of it in the wee hours of the morning.

3) After all the texting, they decide the guy has to be with them till they head back to work the next day.
4) Over demanding for material stuff which they think if satisfied, means, its for the love.

5) Comparing the men they are with, with others...even their own dads. (This is extremely common).
6) Thinking that they are the only female in the world that their men can go out with, eat with, talk to, hang out with, look at, hug, drink...except their family. 

7) Taking over all the guys stuff cause girls can wear anything and use anything practically anything that a men owns, including his dream car. But how is a guy able to take over a girl's make up?

8) Females have an inbuilt system that automatically 'all men are handy', 'all men can fix cars', all men can fix the damn PC', 'all men should know how to use an iPhone'. 

9) We think that all men want is sex when they get comfortable being around us earlier than WE expect.
10) Just cause a guy is a hairdresser and he is good...most girls think he is gay!
11) They force their men to watch chick flicks but runs off on a girls night out when asked to watch RAMBO.

12) Just cause their men, they are expected to pay for everything.

13) We make them drive us everywhere.

14) When guys are shopaholics, we call it wasting money, but when girls shop its called 'I need it'.

15) They say men are not wise cause they think about buying new cars, but girls are smarter cause they think about getting a boob job, a sharper smaller nose, an ass implant or cut their eyes open wider.
16) When a man buys a pet, its HIS, when the girl buys a pet..its OURS.

17) When a guy needs some time alone, the girl thinks he is seeing someone else or that he doesn't love her anymore.

18) All men are horny. Own up girls! You are too.

19) Men are horrible cause they never lift the toilet seats up...seriously then why don't you lift it up?
20) Just cause they don't buy you flowers on Valentines Day, they are branded heartless!
21) Order none, eat other's.

22) Men can wait for girls, but girls will chuck a fit if it was more than 5 minutes.
23) When women want sex, they must have it, when men want sex, the girl turns around.

My list is really the everyday annoying shit that some people do. I agree that some men do the same annoying shit to females. I had a friend who had her bf call her every 15 mins and he was gonna shit in his pants when she didn't answer or replied his msgs. He needs counselling.

Hahahah! I must be saying too much =P 

Milano, Italia

Welcome to Milano! 

Flew to Milan from Paris and up we went onto the shuttle bus to the heart of Milan. All my life I have been naive and always thought that Milan was a city of fashion and all things beautiful. I love historical buildings and ever more the churches and buildings in Italy that dated way back in the hundreds. Maybe I was not well prepared or planned my holiday better. All I did was the Duomo.

The Duomo with a tent in front of it.

Few Italiano chicks feeding pigeons... while the sweeper was going for her head on!

See what I meant about refurbishing every single historical site!

Never enjoyed drinking water more than in Europe

Duomo in the rain.

Seriously, we did not do much in Milan other than walk past Duomo a couple of times. We were there for only 3 days and the neighbourhood surrounding Stazione Central wasn't really the best place to stay. We stayed there cause it was near the stations and hoped that we could catch the trains around easier. We ended up in the alleys and the Italians were great people but just those random 'street rats and drug users' roaming around wasn't a friendly sight.

I know many people loved Milan but I have not started visiting and I left. Just like China, everyone seems to be out to con your freaking ass!

Just one more Duomo!